I love my job. Hanging out and making art with my wife and seriously cute, adventurous homos. The day started in a beautiful Twin Peaks mansion, with Syd & Carson crawling into an eel tank for a new website called Pussy In Stereo.
We had some concerns about the eels hurting us, or us hurting the eels, but actually, they were very sweet and shy and mostly stayed out of the way. We did however get some seriously adorable shots of Syd petting a back-and-white striped one. It was a surreal experience for sure, not something I’m going to forget any time soon.
We came back to my house and Carson put on this fucking adorable housewife outfit, with a pretty vintage apron and awesome black combat boots. The definition of fierce femme queer style. She created this whole set up for her photo shoot as a way to express her newfound feelings about meat and veganism, as she recently ended her vegan phase. I think this photoshoot was a way of telling her friends, or maybe working through her own feelings about her new relationship with meat. In all actuality though, it turned into a seriously hot set – one of my favorite photo shoots of all time. She wrapped the lovely bright red raw meat around her neck and body, fucked herself with a big black dildo, and then started chopping away at the meat with a sharp and shiney knife. I think it will go over VERY well on No Fauxxx.
Believe it or not, we did yet another shoot after that. Carson climbed into my tiny shower and did a wonderful quick and dirty jerk off scene, covered in dripping, steamy hot water and fluffy white soap. She used my Eleven (that great nJoy toy that belongs in every toy box) and didn’t take much time at all to get off. The steamyness of the bathroom, my newly-painting bubblegum pink walls, and of course, the adorable freckle-laced honeydew skin on Carson made for what should be one of the hottest videos No Fauxxx will ever see.
Well, as you can see, it was a very long, productive day, with amazing results. I feel so honored to be in such creative company all the time, and to have a loving wife who not only lets me do this, but helps me immensely, and to have the tools and stamina to pull it all off. I’m so ready to curl up in bed with my family and let the creativity follow me into my dreams.
Thanks for listening.
xo Courtney Trouble











